your fuckin horoscope
Aries - Selfish Prick
Taurus - Stubborn Asshole
Gemini - Annoying Attention-Whore
Cancer - Moody Jerk
Leo - Egotistical Douchebag
Virgo - Neurotic Bitch
Libra - Flaky Derelict
Scorpio - Obsessive Twat
Sagittarius - Awkward Fucktard
Capricorn -Greedy Emo
Aquarius - Perverted Psychopath
Pisces - Whiny Bimbo
ask ask ask
- 1 - Who was the last person you texted?
- 2 - When is your birthday?
- 3 - Who do you want to be with right now?
- 4 - What sports do you play?
- 5 - Who is the first person in your contacts?
- 6 - What is your favorite song as of the moment?
- 7 - If you were stranded on an island, who do you wish to be with?
- 8 - What do you feel right now?
- 9 - What chocolate is your favorite?
- 10 - How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have?
- 11 - Why did you create a Tumblr account?
- 12 - Who is your favorite blogger?
- 13 - Where do you want to be right now?
- 14 - What do you want to be in the future?
- 15 - When was the last time you cried? Why?
- 16 - Are you happy?
- 17 - Who do you miss?
- 18 - If you were given a chance, would you like to have a different life?
- 19 - What was the best thing you were given?
- 20 - Who was the last person who called you?
- 21 - What is your favorite dish?
- 22 - Who is your bestfriend?
- 23 - What is your biggest regret?
- 24 - Have you ever cheated on your partner?
- 25 - Who do you spend crazy moments with?
- 26 - Name someone pretty.
- 27 - Who was the last person you hugged?
- 28 - What kind of music do you listen to?
- 29 - Are you over your past?
- 30 - Who is the last person in your contacts?
- 31 - What kind of person do you want to date?
- 32 - Do you have troubles sleeping at night?
- 33 - From whom was the last text message you received?
- 34 - What do you prefer, jeans or skirt?
- 35 - How’s your heart?
- 36 - Did you ever have a girlfriend/boyfriend whose name starts with a “J”?
- 37 - Do you like someone as of the moment?
- 38 - What would you want to say to your latest ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfriend?
- 39 - Do you have any phobias?
- 40 - Did you try to change for a person?
- 41 - What’s the nicest thing have you given to someone?
- 42 - Would you go back to your previous relationship?
- 43 - Are you in a good or bad mood?
- 44 - Name someone you can’t live without.
- 45 - Describe your dream date.
- 46 - Describe your dream wedding.
- 47 - How many roses did you receive last Valentine’s?
- 48 - Have you ever been kissed?
- 49 - How long is your longest relationship?
- 50 - Do you regret your past?
- 51 - Can you do something stupid for someone else?
- 52 - Have you ever cried over someone?
- 53 - Do you have a grudge against anyone?
- 54 - Are you a crybaby?
- 55 - Do people praise you for your looks?
- 56 - Did you fall for someone you shouldn’t?
- 57 - Have you ever done something bad but you don’t regret?
- 58 - Do you like getting hurt?
- 59 - Does anyone hate you?
- 60 - Did you slap anyone whose name starts with an “R”?
- 61 - What hair color do you prefer?
- 62 - If you can change anything about yourself, what is it?
- 63 - Do you love someone as of the moment?
- 64 - Have you ever thought of killing yourself?
- 65 - Do you have issues with somebody in your school?
- 66 - Can you live without internet?
- 67 - What’s the song that remind you of your special someone?
- 68 - Are you good at holding back your tears?
- 69 - Are you a crybaby?
- 70 - Have you ever experienced being hysterical?
- 71 - Are you a KPOP fan?
- 72 - Do you study hard?
- 73 - Have you ever sacrificed something important to you for someone you love?
- 74 - Did you ever had a kiss under the moonlight?
- 75 - Have you ever ridden a boat?
- 76 - Did you have an accident last year?
- 77 - What kind of person are you?
- 78 - Have you ever thought of killing someone?
- 79 - Have you ever been jealous?
- 80 - How can you prove your love to someone?
- 81 - What are you thinking right now?
- 82 - Who is the 6th person in your contacts?
- 83 - Do you have any memories you want to erase?
- 84 - Have you been hurt so bad that you can’t find words to explain how you feel?
- 85 - Did you ever badmouth someone?
- 86 - Have you ever had an argument with someone?
- 87 - Do you have trust issues?
- 88 - Are you broken-hearted?
- 89 - Who’s the person who first comes to your mind when someone mentions “love”?
- 90 - Do you think all the pain is worth it?
- 91 - Do you believe in the phrase “If it’s meant to be, it will be”?
- 92 - Who do you want to marry?
- 93 - Do you believe in destiny?
- 94 - Have you ever thought “I already found my soulmate”?
- 95 - How do you look right now?
- 96 - Do you believe that first true love never dies?
- 97 - Have you found your true love?
- 98 - What should you be doing right now?
- 99 - Name one of your ex-boyfriends/ex-girlfriends.
- 100 - What is your sexual orientation?
- 101 - Did you ever feel like you’re not good enough?
- 102 - How old are you?
- 103 - What age do you get mistaken for?
- 104 - Who is your celebrity crush?
- 105 - What is your OTP?
- 106 - What is your favorite book/series?
- 107 - Who is your favoroite author?
- 108 - What is your favoite band?
- 109 - What is your favorite TV show?
- 110 - What is your favorite movie?
- 111- Post a picture of yourself.
- 112 - Post an old picture of yourself.
Since im bored af
******
Here’s some weird and personal questions, you down?:
are YOU down?
Can you call your ex without it being awkward?:
yep lol
Do you still talk to the person you last kissed on the lips?:
indeed I do
Will you be in a relationship one month from now?:
maybe if I play my cards right
What about 2?:
possibly
Could you go a day not talking to the last person you kissed?
mhm
Is your room ever clean?:
yeah cuz im OCD about it
Do you drink bottled water?:
24/7
Honestly, are things going the way you planned?
hell no
Do you hate the last person who called you?:
nah I love Alonsbro
What are you listening to at the moment?:
Country Boys Can Survive- Hank Williamns Jr.
Think back five months ago, what was your relationship status?
In love with a girl that I wasnt dating.
Name something you dislike about the day you’re having?:
I had to re-string my fishing pole and change the spark plugs in my truck
If you are being extremely quiet, what does that mean?:
That I dont give a fuck about whats going on
Think back to the last person you held hands with, would you kiss them?:
I would treat her like a fucking princess, not just kiss her
Is the last person of the opposite sex you texted single?:
Yeah I think she is
Do you remember the person you first kissed?:
Lol yeah now shes like dead cuz nobody knows where she mmoved to
When was the last time you cried?:
At my cousin morgan’s anniversary golf tourney R.I.P Morgie
Why was that?:
She died of a brain tumor at age 5
What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?:
put in a lip
How would you feel about traveling abroad alone?:
it would be a nice change
Do you currently have feelings for anybody?:
Yeah, again, which I think is a bad thing
Did you mean it when you said “I love you” last?:
yeah
Do you think a lot of people think bad things about you?:
Porbably
List three things near you:
Guitar, car keys, phone
What was the last thing you watched on TV?
Usa vs. Spain gold medal game
Is your birthday soon?:
nope, december
Do you like the color green?:
no
Do you like winter?:
love it
What are you scared of most?:
Drowning
Have you ever given out your number and then regretted it?:
oooh yes
Do you curse a lot?:
every other sentence
Who do you wish was with you at the moment?:
her, and she’ll probably see this
How many pillows do you sleep with?:
four total on my bed
Are you drunk?:
I fucking wish
What was the last song you listened to that made you cry?
that new carrie underwood song blown away made me tear up a bit cuz I know what alcohol does to parents
Name a weird song.:
any dubstep
A song you never get sick of?:
I’m Gonna Miss Her by Brad Paisley is pretty good
Your ex REALLY needs you at 3am and you have a way to their house would you go?:
sure, if I get drunk first
Could you survive without electricity?:
I wanna be a mountain man so of course
Without saying any names what is one thing that you would like to say to someone?:
I really wish I didnt ignore you
Could you go a month without talking to your best friend?:
eh maybe haha I dont really text him
Are girls too dramatic?:
most of the time
Does the thought of marriage scare you?:
yeah cuz I love myself and my freedom a lot
What were the last words you spoke out loud?:
Dad, check out the red fishing line I got
Would your parents get mad if you got drunk while they were present?:
I drink with my parents so no
Where is the person who has your heart at the moment?:
no one has my heart right now
Would you date someone who lived in another state?:
no
Are you friends with your ex?:
Havent talked to my last legit girlfriend since we split
Where is the person you last texted?
At her house I think?
Who is someone that you would do anything for?
my family
When’s the last time you said you were fine, but really weren’t?:
all the time
When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?:
like last night
Who did you spend your summer with last year?:
family and mah boy STTTEEEEEEERRRRRT
What did you wake up to today?
Drew snoring
Do you believe true love can conquer anything?:
no
Did you wear what you are wearing today for a specific reason?:
not really
What was your favorite game as a kid?:
manhunt
